EASY MEDIUM HARD

Fire Hydrant

1. Follow arrow on top,"Open"
2. Place cap in recess between screw and nut
3. Press down
4. Drink

Police Car

1. Make sure nobody is in the car
2. Place cap in trunk lid
3. Press down
4. Drink
5. Don't get caught

Toilet

1. Place cap in between valve and pipe
2. Press down
3. Drink

Pool Bridge

1. Hold bridge near the end
2. Place cap in opening
3. Press down
4. Don't spill any on the table
5. Drink

Newspaper Vending Machine

1. Pretend to read headlines
2. Place cap in coin return
3. Press down
4. Drink

Computer

1. Place cap in hard drive slot
2. Pry off carefully
3. Drink
4. Play some more computer games

note: this will probably
scratch your computer, but it will open your beer

Roller Blades

1. Place cap in between shoe and blade
2. Pry off
3. Drink

Belt Buckle

1. Undo buckle (don't let pants fall)
2. Adjust buckle accordingly
3. Pry off
4. Drink
5. Don't forget to buckle up

Ski Binding

1. Ski all day
2. Go to lodge
3. Lean ski against wall
4. Place beer in toe binding
5. Press down
6. Drink

Teeth

1. Must be totally desperate
2. Place cap inside mouth
3. Bite off (be careful*)
4. Drink and enjoy

*Remember kids, don't try this at home!